thus making me awesome and them whores
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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