Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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