Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
we should paint friendship bongs
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