I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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