I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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