hotel room ftw
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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