do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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