are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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