I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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