so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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