We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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