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I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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