That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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