i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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