so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
