I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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