You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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