i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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