Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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