We named our party play list daddy issues
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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