U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
that may or may not have been my penis.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Randomize
