I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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