Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I've blown a few things in my day
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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