Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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