Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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