i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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