who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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