she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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