Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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