my sisters under your porch take her home
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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