I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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