well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
