This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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