she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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