She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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