So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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