Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i think i just lost a toe
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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