she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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