It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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