He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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