South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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