i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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