She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Tell her she can't have a vagina
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
They have beer where we have blood.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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