well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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