I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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