never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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