Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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