when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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