mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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