Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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