Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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