Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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