I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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