By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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