i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
