24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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