Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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