I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
