It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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